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Who Wants To Marry Tom Arnold?

Supposedly over half a million women have checked out this site on which actor/comedian Tom Arnold invites ladies to register for dates with him. The requirements are simple: "An adult single woman of child-bearing age, good with children, willing to relocate, has goals, and self-confident enough to wear a bathing suit on vacation." More than anything Tom wants to get married and have a family. He has Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder and a low sperm count, but he can still impregnate you. Just fill out the form provided on the web site. This could be your big chance! Ladies, start your engines!  

Thu, 16 Mar 2000 07:43:43 -0800