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COSMIC BASEBALL ASSOCIATION

Who would make a better pitcher? Robert Bork or George Custer? If you like your baseball with an intellectual or, well, cosmic bent, then definitely check this site out. It's downright hilarious. Kept awake by nagging baseball mysteries? What's the astrological sign is of every Major League manager? This is the place to find out. Who do you think would win a duel between film (The Bolex Poetics) and television (The Telecity Superbas)? The favored Superbas have a lot of "hits" in their dugout with Lucille Ball, Jerry Seinfeld and Ally McBeal, but would that be enough to edge the tactics of Poetics leader Luis Bunuel? How about a duel between numerologists and neurologists? Somehow, through a bizarre twisting of statistics, you can find out. You can also get the real biography of every CBA player and see their stats. Also, you can see how CBA history has unfolded with all-time "leaders" and the results of every season since the league began in 1981. This is taking fantasy baseball to literal--and funny--extremes.

Sun, 23 Apr 2000 17:09:28 -0700