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HAIRY TONGUES

Mein Gott! Don't look if you are fainthearted. Remember the last time you woke up in cold piss, yesterday's lunch, and crusty spunk (hopefully your own)? Well if that moment was a website, then here it is, Hairytongue.com. Catering towards the recently ripped, this is where you can view pictures of other tosspots or compete in the hairiest tongue contest. The hangover glossary can help you find new and creative words or phrases to express your drunken misery. Home remedies for hangovers are so numerous they are separated into categories: sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, sex cures, drug cures, and everything else cures. A slurring lush can express his angst by blaming his problems on the celebrity of his choice. Win some beer with your drunken drawing abilities. If you need even more punishment after you've looked at this site, sign up for the Hairytongue.com newsletter. I did!

Mon, 24 Apr 2000 20:11:36 -0700