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THE MATRIX HUMOR ARCHIVE

Deep inside all of us, just past the inflamed goiter next to the undigested portion of yesterday’s Yankee pot roast, lies an innate urge to hear a solid story about a Texan’s method of avenging a perceived injustice done unto him by his menstruating wife. Or maybe you want to know about the "martial art of cat bathing." The Matrix Humor Archive can be racy--but only slightly more so than the most offensive Saturday Night Live show. A visit to this site can teach you a thing or two...such as snappy comebacks to "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" and many more. Check it out.

Tue, 30 May 2000 18:20:40 -0700