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Richard Simmons' Grapes

Have you ever had to staple your pants in a public restroom? This guy had to. Do you write a weekly newsletter titled, "Reasons to Eat Poison"? This guy does. Do you write classic quotes from celebrities like: "'I was the classic story of Pocono love; I took a wooden spoon, Emanuel Lewis, a bubble bath, and a little misunderstanding. Snowmobiling is fun but homework isn't. I can see my nuts through my shorts.'" (quote by exercise guru Richard Simmons, "talk[ing} to a coffee pot after his second nervous breakdown"). Do you have a funny-ass website? This guy does.

Thu, 13 Jul 2000 11:37:39 -0700

Submitted by: Hog Wild