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TELEMARKETER TORTURE

Everyone hates telemarketers. They call our homes at all hours and assault our ears with their mind-numbing sales pitches. The "Dealing With Telemarketing Slime" site provides humorous ways to reap vengeance: foil telemarketers with smart-aleck responses. When telemarketers repeatedly call you by your first name, you can respond with their first name, shout out the number of times they use your name, or say, "Want to repeat my name fifteen more times to get it out of your system?" Discover zany ways to get blacklisted from telemarketing call lists: When telemarketers call, just change the subject, ask extremely detailed questions about the product, or speak extremely slowly. The site also lists assorted phone pranks. Drive telemarketers crazy by putting your five-year-old son on the phone or switching the call to speaker-phone and encourage your dog to bark very loudly. So, we never have to live in fear and dread of telemarketers ever again. This site offers humorous ways to turn the tables on telemarketers and give them a reason to hang up on you.

Tue, 18 Jul 2000 14:46:20 -0700

Submitted by: Mark Levitt