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THE JOY OF BAD COOKING

Don't despair over a burned pot-roast...embrace your own inner-bad chef. The Gourmet Recipes For The Culinarily Challenged Website gives you quick, easy directions for purposely bad dishes. Having a dinner party? The site gives you instructions for some hilariously awful beerflakes (a horrific concoction made from beer and cornflakes), mystery burgers, or microwave crisps. Your guests will laugh all the way to the bathroom. If you are a strict vegetarian, the site offers a funny take on a familiar Christmas song. Enjoy a few bars of "The 12 Days of Tofu" as you whip up a new batch of sprouts. All you need to make the site's dishes are a fork, mixing bowl, and perhaps some chopped meat. One especially funny recipe called, "Pudding In A Bra" does not even require any cooking utensils at all...just the undergarments of some open-minded female. The site's creator, a self-described lousy cook, stirs up all the necessary ingredients for a highly amusing meal. This webpage may be be short on nutrition, but it's definitely "tall" on laughs.

Thu, 16 Nov 2000 08:14:50 -0800

Submitted by: Mark Levitt