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MICHAEL JORDAN FOR PRESIDENT

I wasn't really looking forward to the first presidential election of the millennium. The prospect of Bush vs. Gore seemed about as exciting as a Seattle-Carolina Super Bowl (with apologies to all you Seahawk and Panther fans). But now there's a move afoot to draft Michael Jordan, His Airness, for the job of commander-in-chief. I just got back from Minnesota, where they are mighty happy with Jesse "the Body." I never cared much for Ventura, but I always liked Mike. Team him up with Mia Hamm for vice-president and they have my vote. This is a great site giving His Airness' views on a number of issues and spelling out the reasons why he should be president. I bet he could take out Bill Bradley one-on-one as well.

Sun, 21 Nov 1999 21:17:39 -0800