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Ebag — Human parts From Guts to Nuts

This is one of those "you won’t believe it until you go there and see for yourself" sites. Ebag, your online body snatchers, has a complete listing of spare parts for the eclectic and discerning consumer. Satirizing the real (and evidently illegal) market in human organs, this site features "politicians’ brains, unused," livers, lungs, butts, eyes, tongues and feet for those looking to trade their less-than-optimum bits for better ones. Here you may also sell your own heart, lungs and kidneys for a good price, since the demand is evidently unending. Their motto is "From hips to lips, from thighs to eyes...we have it all!" There is a "fresh meat" department, where you can order a part that may still be in someone living, and the friendly folks at ebag will rev up their white van and get it for you. They make house calls, and terms are cash only. Hurry and get yours before the Feds close them down.

Mon, 22 Nov 1999 01:44:26 -0800