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Legion of Dynamic Discord

Are you aware that a cockroach can live up to seven weeks without a head? This is a good thing to know when you visit Chaplin IM False and the friendly Staph at the 23rd St. Chapel. Once there, try not to step on roaches, since one of them, St. Gulik, is sacred to the Goddess Eris, sower of discord and confusion. To perplex you on your path, to confuse and enlighten you, is the Chaplin's mission, and it is done through Abnormail, a Random Path Thingy, satire, parody, and original artwork tossed into the Virtual Dumpster for your delectation. The Chapel's Awards for Spiritual Excellence and Fine Art are extensive and richly deserved, augmented as they are by the pineal promptings of St. Gulik. Nothing is more spiritually rewarding for the seeker of enlightenment than viewing works of art prompted by a higher power, and the 23rd St. Chapel is the pilgrimage place where the miraculous is an everyday occurrence. Don't forget to bring a catnip mouse for Suzy.

Sat, 18 Dec 1999 00:21:00 -0800