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Want to TALK THE TALK?

When is Nassau not in the Bahamas? When is a bump and run not an automobile accident? When is a back door not at the rear of the house; a bulge not something hanging over your belt; a slope not found at a ski lodge; choking not a health hazard or a threesome not a ménage à trois? Answers to these questions can be found at a site called the Golfer¹s Dictionary. This is a MUST READ for closet duffers. With a little study you might be able to convince some doubters that you actually did play to a two handicap years ago. That the recent onset of arthritis is preventing you from playing up to your old standards. That the storage company is responsible for losing your custom made clubs and replacing them with a dime store brand. GET MY DRIFT?? This gem is easy to navigate and contains some doozies. If you TALK THE TALK it's easier to convince others that you can WALK THE WALK!!

Thu, 16 Mar 2000 07:40:36 -0800