The Masters
A murder suspect was arrested in Augusta, Georgia. He was there to see the Masters Golf tournament but he could not get in.
This is yet another example of the Club’s arrogance. A few years ago it gave up lucrative corporate sponsorships rather than allow women to play in the Masters. Now Hootie Johnson, the club’s head honcho, is barring suspected criminals from the tournaments hallowed greens. Who’ll be next, pedophiles?
As we go to press it is not clear whether the ICLU will intercede.