Archive for the 'Jokes & Humor' Category

Gays in Jerusalem

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

Over the millenniums Jerusalem has been conquered by many nations. Way back it was the Babylonians then the Persians came. The Romans hung around for a while followed by Byzantines and Muslims Next the Crusaders raised Christianity’s flag only to be kicked out by the Ottoman Turks who in turn were sent packing by […]

The Masters

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

A murder suspect was arrested in Augusta, Georgia. He was there to see the Masters Golf tournament but he could not get in.
This is yet another example of the Club’s arrogance. A few years ago it gave up lucrative corporate sponsorships rather than allow women to play in the Masters. Now Hootie Johnson, the […]

Phone Sex

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

A worldwide study of cell phone users found that 14% of people interrupted sex to answer their phone
The national differences were revealing: Germany and Spain led with 22% while Italians were least likely to practice coitus interruptus, with 7%. The US was boringly average, coming (ooops) in at 15%.
What’s disturbing is that 1 out […]

Men v’s Women

Friday, March 25th, 2005

When I was a kid there was a saying that women had cleaner minds than men because they changed them so often. So when she said “no” it could mean “yes,” “perhaps,” or “I have a headache.”
It now appears that there is sound science behind the feminine mystique .
A study published in the journal […]

The Unfriendly Skies

Friday, March 11th, 2005

News Item:
Delta became the third airline to eliminate inflight pillows as a cost cutting measure.
Late Breaking News:
In a further cost cutting move several large domestic carriers announced more inflight service reductions.
While it will continue to serve food American Airlines will charge for the utensils. Plastic plates and bowls will cost $10 while knives and […]

Bush for Pope

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

In a recent somewhat tongue-in-cheek editorial the LA Times proposed that Bono, the U2 rock band leader, become the next president of the World Bank. Humorists Andy Borowitz went one better suggesting that the venerable and soon to retire Chairman of the Fed, Alan Greenspan, become the leader of the Irish band.
This got me thinking […]

Jail Helps Martha Stewart

Friday, March 4th, 2005

We’re a restless nation constantly seeking change. Just take a look at the self-help business, it’s huge. People send billions each year to get their life together. Book stores have self upon shelf of titles. The authors range from new age gurus like Wayne Dwyer, psychologists like Dr. Phil to peak performance mentors like Tony […]

Off Road Humor, Wacky Elderly Couple Runs Motorist Off the Road

Tuesday, March 1st, 2005

Off Road Humor. In this video a wacky elderly couple amuses themselves by running a motorist off the road through the use of a fake steering wheel.

My Seat at the Oscars

Monday, February 28th, 2005

Did you notice a couple of empty seats at last night’s Academy Awards? Well, they were mine.
A dear friend with Hollywood connections arranged to get me into the Kodak Auditorium. But last minute something came up and I could not go. That’s not 100% true. It’s more like I had a conflict. Yesterday was […]

Michael Jackson Mistrial

Friday, February 25th, 2005

The judge presiding over the Michael Jackson child molestation case ruled a mistrial before the start of opening arguments.
Judge Rodney Melville ruled in favor of Jackson’s defense attorney’s claim that the panel of 4 men and 8 women was not a jury of the pop icon’speers.
The judge came to his conclusion after lengthy interviews […]